yo stubs' Journal

A dog followed me home the other day and I wanted to keep it. It was pretty cute. It had fluffy ears and everything and was only a little greasy and gross looking and wasn't too mangy once I got it in the hotel bathtub and scrubbed it up all nice.

Then I went to sleep, and when I woke up it had chewed up fucking everything. I wasn't mad about most of the stuff because it's just a hotel so whatever, they'll give me a bill for the damages and I'll get someone to pay for it and it can't be that much, but the damn dog actually chewed up my foot. I need that foot. To drive and walk and things. I don't have any spares because I fucked up my last one too ~~by jumping in a pool~~.

I went to yell at the dog, but it just gave me this look and I can't get rid of it. So instead I've been carrying it around, hopping from place to place all day. I don't even have any crutches or a cane, I just have a dog and one foot.

Anyone wanna help an amputee out and send me a cane? Or a prosthetics salesman?